Not Me! Monday

I would NEVER attempt to work two part-time jobs with only 16 hours of paid childcare per week (I spend 4 paid hours each week with Bo).  I am smart enough to realize that trying to do this would drive me insane.

Applying for random jobs is NOT one of my past times and I am never frustrated with myself when I am actually hired.  I am NOT constantly searching for the next big thing.

I would NEVER bail on a Saturday training session simply because I was to tired to take a shower and get myself out the door on time.  I would definitely NOT blame my absence on Katie's wreck from the night before.  NOT ME!

I am NOT undergoing the 4 month itch when it comes to my life with twins and a toddler.  I do not find myself constantly re-evaluating my goals and priorities to the point that I am completely unsure of what my actual priorities even are anymore. (Besides my children, of course!)

I do NOT have frames on the wall that still have the display photos in them.  These frames have NOT been sitting on the floor in our living room for 3 months, without photos of our family, and were NOT finally hung this weekend, still without family photos.

I would NEVER test my husband's memory skills.  

I am NOT in the least bit excited about my anniversary/Valentine gift.  This is NOT the first time in our 6 years of marriage that we are actually purchasing gifts - ur, rather, I purchased a gift for Mike and demanded he agree to let me do this, paying for it out of my paychecks each month.

We definitely do NOT use a smelly, old sneaker to prop open the door to our room each morning.  We are much more elegant here at Chez Weitl.

I am NOT incredibly lucky that Mike handles my bs and baggage like a pro.  :)